Sooo, this is it.

Sooo, this is it.

So I dumped the contents of the box on my bed. I was a bit disappointed by the thinness of the manuals, only two cds, and a shitload of flyers telling me to CALL NOW and GET STARTED NOW in bold letters exclamation, exclamation.

A lot of fucking flyers.

A lot of fucking flyers.

I already called you, Jeff Paul, I already bought the package, therefore I already started. Where are my ten free internet businesses? I figured there would be a cd with data I could FTP to my server and start my websites with. Right? If the trailer trash, hillbilly, too stupid to keep themselves out of debt, can fall for these things, there must be an easy way to get get this started.  I mean, I already called, Jeff, for the 10 free websites, why would I call again? And I WHO would I call? Look at all these goddamn numbers.

Attack of the Toll Free Numbers

Attack of the Toll Free Numbers

I looked at the two CDs, Quick Start DVD and Shortcut to Offline Millions. Neither looks promising to contain any HTML. WTF would I want a CD that tells me how to make millions offline. Are they so sure their Internet Millions is so useless that they give people CDs telling them how to make millions “Offline”? So I popped in the Quick Start DVD, maybe that community college dropout, genetic bottom dweller, Jeff Paul, will give me an explanation.