Jeff Paul Internet Millions Scam

Are my Internet Millions in here?

I was really hoping the package would include some kind of software or tangibly valuable thing that could get me my “10 free internet businesses” Unfortunately, the Quick Start DVD only contains a video of Jeff Paul’s ugly mug yappin at me.

The first five minutes is Jeff Paul telling you how pathetic he was/is: homeless, buried in debt, with a wife and kids, living in his sister-in-law’s basement. Wow, that’s a little disheartening, I mean I know you’re trying to tell us how down and out you were before “discovering” this program to make it look like any moron can do it, but you’re not making yourself into a credible source of financial advice. Anyways, throughout his long-winded spiel, a number is running under the screen with the message, “Call NOW for your FREE consultation!” As you can remember, I already have to call like, 5 numbers, NOW:

So basically, after Jeff Paul goes over what a loser he was, he reveals how he made his millions.  Through mail order. Then in the mid 90’s he started using the internet to push his products.  After that he goes into how his friends and family are struggling to pay the bills because they followed “conventional wisdom” and got a regular job.  Good to know you’re looking out for your poor relatives, Jeff Paul, since you are supposedly a million billionaire with your system.  But he also starts making a lot of sense, since the economy is rough now, conventional jobs are tough to rely on anymore.  And the internet does provide a useful tool in exposing your product to the masses automatically.  Total financial freedom is what he offers, I’m getting PUMPED…almost.  He then gives you more filler, generic motivational speech,  about achieving your dreams and ambitions. Yada yada yada.  So he wants me to call a “Internet Success Coach” I suppose that is what they mean by a free consultation.  Here’a an excerpt from the movie from one of these Internet Success Coaches:

Coaching gets you to your destination…faster. Uh, sometimes you’re on your way to a certain place, and you have the address but your don’t have the direction.  You may get there, but it may take a long time, and then you have to be careful because you run the risk of giving up, because you’re taking so long to get there when the destination is right down the street.  But with coaching, you’re being told, ok, turn left here, stop sign.

Hmm, maybe I’ll hold off on the Internet Success Coaching for now and look at what else came with my package. And find my 10 damn free website.